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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a zoo... The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.... It's a shitzu."
Next Joke
"The old lady at the bank An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance. So I pushed her over."
"An Australian travels to Houston for business, and sees who he suspects to be a famous football player. So he decides to ask him.... You Watt, mate?"
"Grandpa joke: What becomes shorter when you add 2 letters? Short"
"me: hi sloth: HELL!!!! me: ..umm [walks away] sloth: ..oh :("
"SOME DUDE IN A LAB IS WORKING ON BRINGING THE PTERODACTYL BACK TO LIFE SO ENJOY THOSE EVENING STROLLS WHILE YOU CAN!"
"I told my friend that Jewish people call God by a different name. He said, ""No way!"", to which I replied, ""Yahweh""."
"I'm hungry but broke so I'm waiting for my bf to say he's hungry too than he'll order something delicious while I pretend to be indifferent."
"What batteries do turtles use? Durashells"
"Your mama is so fat... She bungee jumped and went straight to hell."