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Joke of the Day

"There is still hope for for Hillary Clinton Nelson Mandela became President after 27 years in prison."

"What do you do with a no-legged greyhound? Take it drag racing"

"""A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie."""

"I have decided to write all of my jokes in capitals from now on... This one was written in Tokyo."

"How come when I find a stray dog, take it home, and give it a bath everyone calls me a saint... ...but when I do it with a kid everyone just calls me a priest?"

"What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn? Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave."

"My safe word is ""I WANT YOUR BABIES"""

"Heard my ex tell one of his friends I was a stalker. Almost made me mad enough to come out of his closet and give him a piece of my mind."

"Where does a river keep it's money? At the bank."

"My superhero name is Typoman. I am the writer of wrongs."