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"Those who throw dirt... ...are sure to lose ground."
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"What's the opposite of the Virgin Islands The Caymin Islands."
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"How do you make a 5yr old cry twice? When you rub your dick on her teddy bear."
"Can we please stop referring to them as ""dick pics."" I think ""penis portraits"" has a classy je ne sais quoi appeal."
"Misanthropy I joined the local misanthropes society but none of the other members like me."
"[at ultrasound] Nurse: there it is. There's your baby Me visibly relieved: oh Jesus thank u Wife whispering to nurse: he thought it was bees"
"I hate the beginning and I hate the end So that's why I became a midwife."
"Michaelangelo: Yea, sure, I'll paint your ceiling. *To himself* Errybody gon be naked tho."
"If your Uncle was an animal, what one would he be? An Aunt-eater."