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Joke of the Day

"why aren't mexicans and blacks suppose to have kids? because the children will be to lazy to steal."

"""hey mister can i pet your dog?"" ""sure kid"" ""what kind is he?"" ""that there's a pure beef vienna son careful don't get mustard on your shirt"""

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche sitting in my garage"

"What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !"

"What does the pedophile jew say to the child? ""Wanna buy some candy?"""

"Those who say ""two wrongs don't make a right"" have obviously never tried ranch dressing on french fries."

"What's Better, British or German Sausages British, because German are the Wurst..."

"Me: you like that? *takes out trash* Wife: ooooh Me *starts vacuuming the living room* Wife: oh my god, don't stop"

"I hate people who say ""said no one ever"" to things I said because I literally just f-cking said it."

"What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar? Her/she"