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"how do you tell a joke without a punchline?"

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"What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica? A rasta."
"Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him you're a mile away and you have his shoes."
"Why can't you tell jokes to a Nympho? Because they'll take them too hard."
"Ice skaters... ...do it on the slide, if you know what I mean"
"Fred the Uncharitable Shepherd When asked about his personality, Fred the Uncharitable Shepherd replied: ""I don't give a flock."""
"Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey."
"The best curves on a girl is her smile.....Naw just kidding look at dat ass!"
"So Kim Jong-un is claiming he personally hacked into Sony's servers in retaliation to them broadcasting a spoof interview. Is there no end to this Olympic gold Medallist's talent?"
"Happy bring your plane to work day everyone! Hope you have guys have a blast!"