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Joke of the Day
"What makes eggs so athletic? They go ovary and above."
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"Pete and Repete are in a boat and Pete falls out. Who's left?"
"What is an electricians favorite type of news Current events"
"R.I.P. Prince We have truly lost a symbol."
"What's the plural form of the word ""anecdote""? Data"
"Had a three-way on Valentine's night... Me and Ben & Jerrys. I'm so lonely."
"What does a vegetarian zombie eat? Graaaaaaiiiiiinnns"
"People are often shocked when I tell them I'm single because I scream it at them while sliding open their shower curtain."
"Vegans don't beat their meat They beat their celery stick."
"So I called up the Captain, please bring me my wine. He said: ""ma'am, this is a cruise. Please don't call me again if there's no emergency"""