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Joke of the Day
"What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ!"
Next Joke
"Are those your discarded fingernails on this bus seat or are you just happy to watch me throw up my breakfast?"
"she loves me [takes bite of hotdog] she loves me not [takes another bite of hotdog]"
"It's hard to find a good babysitter who doesn't mind being paid in heroin."
"The best thing about Facebook is learning about all the 19-year-olds that miss the 80s."
"You know that one relative that is annoying AF and no one in the family can tolerate? Yeah, she's staying at my house this week."
"My safe word is ""keep going."" It's led to some HILARIOUS miscommunications let me tell you!"
"So there comes a man at the bakery... Bakery closed."
"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A porcupine has its pricks on the outside."
"JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL! *Car crashes*"