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Joke of the Day

"Patient: Oh doctor, I'm just so nervous. This is my first operation. Doctor: Don't worry. Mine too."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Coda ! Coda who ? Coda paint !"

"How do you get to Carnegie Hall? take a taxi"

"My new year resolution is 1024x768."

"My cooking show would just be an hour of me looking for Tupperware lids."

"I still not comfortable with how we spell coffee."

"What do I need a girlfriend for? When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?"

"What happened to the guy who ingested helium? He became enlightened."

"A horse trots into a bar, trips, and falls"

"Why are giraffes' necks so long? Because their heads are so far from their bodies."