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Joke of the Day
"Why are giraffes' necks so long? Because their heads are so far from their bodies."
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"what did the breakfast burrito say after an all-nighter? ""I'm egg-sausaged"""
"Why do so many Latinos drive Hondas? Because they're reliable, quality made cars."
"90 years from now, they'll sing songs about the courage and bravery you displayed during the great ""Instagram Selling Your Photos"" skirmish."
"Bun B doesn't like Star Wars Because he is the real Trill O G"
"Ben: I'm trying to read, you're in my light Me: Because I am a Solo eclipse! Ben: Dad I swear to- Me: I am blocking the light of the son!"
"Coworker: It'll either work or it won't. Me: Yes. Those would be the two possible outcomes."
"girl are u a hyperlink in an email from my grandma, because I think u gave me a serious virus"
"Pot bellied pigs are gateway pigs to cocaine bellied pigs."
"What do a horny ornithologist and a Na'vi buff have in common? They both get turned on by blue tits."