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Joke of the Day

"What do I need a girlfriend for? When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?"

"So, funny story. That Thundercat I shot on my front porch was some dumbass kid in a costume. Regardless, he's going up on the wall."

"I think it's kinda gross to have sex in bed After all it's where I eat"

"Reddit is like a newspaper... ...all of the headlines happened yesterday."

"The phrase, ""Don't take this the wrong way"" has a zero percent success rate"

"Did you hear about those two gay cannibals? I hear they're having a ball."

"I just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It only took me six months, which is amazing considering the box says 2-4 years."

"I ate a tomato slice off the carpet. And some lettuce. And some bleu cheese bits. And mushrooms. I'm saying I dropped my salad on the floor."

"You wanna know what made me realize I was Black As fuck I'm at the beach on a sunny day and to get a good pic I still needed the flash on"

"BRUCE WAYNE: How can I rid this city of crime ALFRED: Mental health care access, economic development, gun reg BRUCE: Bring me a cape"