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Joke of the Day

"How do you get to Carnegie Hall? take a taxi"

"Why did Fred Durst sleep with Princess Leia? He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!"

"One person's trigger warning... ...is another person's spoiler alert."

"Why does anal porn never have a good plot? Too many loose ends."

"How Long is a chinaman"

"Did you know you clench your butt when you sleep yeah, it was really tight last night."

"women wearing veils at their wedding arent fooling anybody. you invited us to this shit we know its you under there. cut the crap lady"

"I may make a lot of typos when I text, but in my defense, I do have to look at the road sometimes."

"I like my sentences like I like my women: awkward but with good colon usage and regular periods."

"What happens when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? You get half way"