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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys? a PDFile"
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"Did you ever wonder what happen to the ""Dude you're getting a dell"" guy Apparently he works at target now trying to get people to buy Adele's cd."
"There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who infer."
"My friend told me that each person creates 10 tons of CO2 a year, and said I should be taking steps to bring that number down so I shot a guy."
"A wise man once said, ""Science bring people to the moon..."" ""...and planes bring people into buildings."""
"My favorite sex position I called wow Its when I flip your mom over."
"In the eye doctor waiting room with my mom. There's apparently an old person throat clearing competition here today."
"I'm Not Racist! Racism is a crime... ...and crime is for black people."
"Ugly Joke You're so ugly that you make ropes hang them self so they dont have to look at you"
"Thinking of starting an all Asian band Just so we can be called GnarLee"