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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys? a PDFile"
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"What's a woman's favorite monkey? Macaque."
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"A man was arrested for marrying two ugly women... He was charged with pigamy."
"Be nice to me or I will rain down Hell upon you when I start my blog."
"Yo mamma is so ugly... I don't understand your Oedipus complex."
"Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job."
"Which president was the most logical? Lincoln. He made the most cents."
"Why was Oedipus against profanity? because he kisses his mother with that mouth."
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