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Joke of the Day

"There are starving kids in Africa. IHOP has a ""Kids Eat Free"" promotion. Just build an IHOP in Africa. Problem solved."

"If we didn't have lawyers... We wouldn't need lawyers!"

"How does a female deer get revenge on her cheating husband? She goes into town and blows a few bucks!"

"Dear karma: perhaps we could be partners? You're doing great work, but I've identified a bunch of people you've overlooked."

"Two paleontologists where moaning in a ditch One found a bone"

"What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public? a private tooter."

"People who say they ""Like to have fun""... No shit?"

"A governor is being inaugurated and there are snipers on buildings and based on my work in video games I'm offended I wasn't asked to help."

"Robin Williams died like he lived Depressed."

"She threw her vibrator on the subway tracks... It didn't work; the train didn't come any faster."