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Joke of the Day

"Learned today that it's about 12 min after realizing there's no TP in the stall that you ask yourself how important your socks really are"

"Relation-SHIPS sink when they have too many passengers."

"My mom nearly had a stroke in a strip club last night..... But she couldn't quite reach."

"If Hodor was black Wouldn't his name be Hodeedoe?"

"(Here's a Pick up line) ... You should sell hot dogs ! Because you know how to make a wiener stand!"

"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off"

"I bought some vinyl cleaner, just for the record."

"What's the difference between you and an egg? The egg actually gets laid!"

"Croquet is a great game If you have the balls for it."

"What's the deal with the Z Fighters? They aren't fighting to stay awake!"