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Joke of the Day
"Remember they're just as afraid of seeing you dance as you are of dancing."
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"Standing in the boys clothes section at Kohls waiting for my wife. I just realized I look creepy. Better move to the little girls section."
"WHITE GIRL: im not a dog person, im not a cat person, im a people person ME: (whispering to my dog) i think that means she owns slaves"
"Your momma is so fat, she doesn't argue with anyone because... she's always the bigger person."