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Joke of the Day
"Why does the forest stink during a storm? Because the trees break wind."
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"The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once."
"Funniest Joke Ever. Nevermind, it actually isn't that funny. Ok well... A bear and a rabbit... No no... It's not that funny. Nevermind."
"Q: Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive? A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks."
"What did socialists use before candles? Electricity"
"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? Because the P is silent."
"Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ? Pupil: Hot water !"
"""Good morning, this is your pilot speaking"" ... ""AND THIS IS YOUR PILOT SHOUTING"" ... ""and this is your pilot doing some sick beatboxing"""
"A junkie walks into a gay bar,..... he goes straight to the bathroom and starts banging ron."
"Hey! You got your chatroulette in my peanut butter."