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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive? A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks."

"Joke What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""

"A good place to hide a body would be the DVD section of a Best Buy."

"Well, it's easy to tell I'm married. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my facebook status..."

"[Olive Garden] PATRON: there are so many types of pasta WAITER: [required to say this] yes...*clenches teeth* the pastabilities are endless"

"Have you heard the one about the pushover fashion designer? He was easily suede."

"So is tomorrow the day Trump & all his supporters say ""April Fools!"" & we get our country back?"

"Why do actors like snooker halls? Because that's where they get their best cues."

"Auto-correct changed my ""I'm tired"" to ""shut the fuck up, you unemployed bitch""."

"What is the difference between quarter and the eighth. $50 bucks"