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Joke of the Day

"Funniest Joke Ever. Nevermind, it actually isn't that funny. Ok well... A bear and a rabbit... No no... It's not that funny. Nevermind."

"Love is a battlefield. And I fight naked."

"I like first aid classes its the only time I get to be touched by a caring human."

"Why can't Ken get Barbie pregnant? He cums in another box"

"There are two types of people in this world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.... .."

"Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve? Because all the DNA matches, and there are no dental records."

"Did you hear about the girl who was dating the guy with the wooden leg? She broke it off"

"When someone pushes the ""2"" button in an elevator it should automatically announce their weight."

"Did you hear about the three-legged dog that never won an argument? He didn't have a leg to stand on."

"In the future: ""So Zionists tried to take a people's home and said god gave it to them."" ""So what happened?"" ""Apparently god disagreed."""