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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."

"'Come over,' she begged. 'I need you right now!' 'Just turn it off and on again,' he sighed. He hated these late night rebooty calls."

"""I couldn't work there after what he said to me..."" ""What did he say?"" ""You're fired."""

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No idee-er. (idea) Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no idee-er."

"What do you call it when somebody kills a perfect circle of religious leaders? A 360 No-Pope"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground Up and in the Freezer."

"What do you call a musician with a college degree? Night manager at McDonalds."

"How many Apes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one... but it takes a shitload of light bulbs."

"When a programmer is born, what are their first words? ""Hello world!"""

"What's Spider-Mans favorite online music app? Spotafly."