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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Barbie-Got-Run-Over-by-a-Reindeer ...an excellent Holiday gift idea"

"A pedophile was taking a small child into the woods at night.... The kid say, ""These woods are really scary"". The pedophile replies with, ""You're telling me, iv'e got to walk out of here alone""."

"The Voice Coach Voice Coach: ""Let's start with a scale."" Student: ""Do, re, muuuhh, fa, so, la, ti, doooh!"" Voice Coach: ""Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't take that tone with mi!"""

"My Poem to you Roses are 0xff0000 Violets are 0x0000ff return(SUCCESS);"

"Did ya hear about the woman with five legs? Her knickers fitted her like a glove."

"I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He insists he can stop at anytime."

"What do you do when your nose goes on strike? Pick it! (Picket)"

"What does train tracks and breast have in common? They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them"

"why are black people so good at basketball because they can shoot steal and run!"

"I had 4 cars been their horns at me this morning... It made it really hard to watch Netflix on my drive to work!"