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Joke of the Day
"My friend fell into the gelatto machine. Ice creamed in terror."
Next Joke
"What does batman call his dick? Robin/Nightwing - depends how big it is"
"I never thought that eating a bowl of Alphabet Soup could help me overcome constipation. But here I am, in the loo, having a massive vowel movement."
"*mops up wine with cat*"
"Yoga bends. Yoga stretches. Yoga realizes is out of shape. Yoga pants."
"What is H1B for ""Come here often?"" ? Visit this establishment frequently ?"
"Kristen Stew@rt is apologizing for ""everything she has done"", which I'm assuming includes the Twilight series."
"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee you racist bastard!"
"A Mexican walks into work..."
"What's worse than six babies in one refrigerator.. One baby in six refrigerators!"