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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the shocking news about Yahoo Today ? Apparently they still have 500 million users."
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"the Grinch was a religious minority w/ legitimate issues of systematic injustice & economic discrimination & the movie about him is bigotry"
"Jack the lad at work came out with this one today... What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke.."
"Did you hear about the golf match between the black golfer and white golfer from South Africa? Birdie on the last hole would have won the match for the black golfer, but a par tied."
"College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they'll send your kid back."
"Carpet Fitting by Walter Wall"
"*6 hours of Russian roulette* Me: ""I think I forgot to load a bullet in this gun."""
"So a waitress pours coffee on a mans hat He says, ""I'll send you the bill."""
"Serious Question: Can I get a moustache by kissing another guy with a moustache?"
"How do you circumcise a guy in Alabama? You kick her sister in the chin!"