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Joke of the Day

"The Mexican Magician A Mexican magician declares that he will disappear on the count of three. He begins to count, ""uno, dos..."" *POOF* The magician vanished without a tres."

"I met a girl with 12 nipples Sounds funny, dozen tit?"

"""If you want something badly enough you'll never give up."" -psychopaths"

"Minions.3D.BluRayRiP.4K.aXX0.torrent Talk like a pirate day"

"How do you make something go viral? Herpes."

"What's black and doesn't work? Half of London."

"Batman Pros: Intelligence, strategist, master fighter, money, Shit shaped like bats, Alfred Cons: Robin"

"I hate those Russian dolls They're so full of themselves."

"Wish I wasn't raising my kids in an era where mediocrity was celebrated."

"I have a friend who got severe burns on his hands, to the point that he is virtually senseless. I feel for him."