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Joke of the Day

"How do writers send e-mail? On the Inkernet."

"What do you get when you cross an octopus with a black person? I don't know either, but it would be great at picking cotton."

"I hate it when homeless people shake their change cups at me. I get it, you have more money than me. No need to be a dick about it."

"Did you hear the one about the gynecologist who was looking for a job? He could never find an opening."

"Best part of banging a milf What's the best part of having sex with a milf? Leaving with a juice box and bagged lunch in the morning!"

"Me: I fell down the stairs with a quart of Jagermeister & I didn't spill a drop. Him: Well, how'd you do that? Me: I kept my mouth shut.."

"Anger; the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind."

"The ""am I racist"" test First answer that comes to your mind - Whose penis is bigger, Will Smith or Yao Ming?"

"A limerick for The Isle of Skye When I was on the Isle of Skye I overdid the old Spanish fly I had a stiff member From the fourth of December Till Friday the tenth of July"

"Our relationship is like an extra chromosome It's all downs from here"