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Joke of the Day
"How do writers send e-mail? On the Inkernet."
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"What would you get if you crossed a vampire with a dwarf? A creature that sucks blood from your knees."
"What do you get when you put an egg in the ground? An eggplant."
"Me : I wanna go home Boss: where's your dedication? Me : I left it at home can I go get it ?"
"Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7? Because ""Kindle"" was taken."
"My dad only lets me keep 2 pet ravens at a time Nevermore"
"Donald Trump in a submarine Soldier "" Sir! The enemy is attacking, we're under fire!"" Trump ""relax soldier... We're under water..."""
"One way to find out if you're old is to fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you're young, if they panic, you're old."
"I'm developing a hand sanitizer that only kills the 00.01% of germs that the others can't kill. I'm going to make a fortune!"
"What was Hitler's least favorite pokemon? Pikajew"