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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes? A LexiCon"
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"Im a guy who's into BDSM, necrophilia, and beastiality. Am i just flogging a dead horse?"
"My wife has a colostomy I get a little action on the side"
"Instead of getting Xbox Live I just drive to the skate park & pay obnoxious teenagers $60 to call me gay."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Feminists can't change anything."
"An aviation enthusiast enters a bar. He asks, ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"" The bartender laughs and says, ""Sorry, we only have plain chips."""
"I bought a muzzle for my pet duck.... Nothing flashy, but it fits the bill."
"Dangerously attractive guitars get added to the sexy fenders register."
"Do you know there is a serial number printed on every condom? I guess you haven't rolled it down far enough."
"WTF VAMPIRE BATS WILL VOMIT BLOOD INTO MOUTHS OF SICK BATS 2 KEEP THEM ALIVE THATS DOPE AF & STILL A BETTER LOVESTORY THAN TWILIGHT"