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Joke of the Day
"What is black and stuck to the ceiling? A crappy electrician"
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"Congratulations to Alabama for making same sex marriage legal Now the men can finally marry their brothers"
"Q: When is an outlaw neither left-handed nor right-handed? A: When he's red-handed."
"What's the Biggest Jobs Killer in the United States? Pancreatic cancer."
"I was looking at a cup of Earl Grey that always replenishes itself.. It was like staring into infinitea."
"How is credit like cocaine? Everyone just needs 1 more line."
"Batman Begins Crossdressing #AddAWordRuinAMovie"
"What if that guy just found a mountain that looked like those presidents and then told everyone he carved it?"
"Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied."
"Q: How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb."