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Joke of the Day
"What is black and stuck to the ceiling? A crappy electrician"
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"Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge? Tequila"
"I have a lot of guilt from things I've done in the past so I'm grateful Twitter allows me to focus my pent up anger on strangers."
"Statistics say there's a gay guy in every group of friends. I think it's Tim... he's got a great ass."
"I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""
"Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon? Because he's a Wino-saur!"
"A working class man goes to a fancy restaurant He just finished ordering his appetizer when the waiter asks ""Entree?"". The man says ""No! On a plate!"""
"How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?"
"What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on a chest? Chestnuts What do you call nuts on a chin? A dick in your mouth"
"I thought I liked spheres then I realized they're pointless."