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Joke of the Day

"Statistics say there's a gay guy in every group of friends. I think it's Tim... he's got a great ass."

"Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Sometimes we just snuggle."

"What do you call a communist hip-hop musician? MC Hammer and Sickle."

"What drinking game is Hillary Clinton best at? Flip Cup (coin)"

"Why do ghosts like to ride elevators? It lifts their spirits."

"I remember this from a Monty Python ""My dog has no nose!"" Says one man. His friend asks ""well how does he smell?"" ""Stinky!"""

"How do you stop a rhino from charging? You take away its USB cable."

"I always carry a piece of paper with me, just in case someone tries to attack me with a rock."

"Who said chivalry is dead, I open the door at least a hundred times a day for my cat and dogs."

"How does Peter Pan fly? If someone hit you in the Peter with a Pan, you'd fly too."