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Joke of the Day

"Statistics say there's a gay guy in every group of friends. I think it's Tim... he's got a great ass."

"Unicorns have one horn and everyone says ""ooh they're so magical"" Cow's have 2 horns & no one cares even though they taste so much better"

"My son wants to dress as a Catholic Priest for Halloween... Well, he can go fuck himself."

"What do you call a Black Abortion clinic? Crime Stoppers."

"I used to think ""I hope I don't do anything stupid."" Now it's more like ""I hope whatever stupid shit I do at least fits in a tweet."""

"My brother's got a degree in wheel-making. Only 359 more to go."

"Is this a coincidence or did a Brazilian design the FIFA logo Is [this](http://i.imgur.com/3eTWAuQ) or is this not a facepalm??"

"What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons."

"Your an idiot. -You're. What? -You're not your. But I said it. I didn't type it. We're talking. -Yeah but I heard the typo. You're an idiot."

"Oriental Rugs and Tubs... could be a furniture store or a dyslexic whorehouse."