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Joke of the Day
"Why did Peter Parker get fired? He spent all day on the web."
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"Holocaust jokes are bad Anne Frankly I find them disgusting."
"My friend told me ""the first stage is grief"" ""Isn't it denial?"" I replied. ""No, not for me"""
"[on a date] ""I usually don't do this but.."" *runs out on date so she has to pay*"
"What's the worst thing about having sex with 22 year olds??? There's 20 of them."
"What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control? Parents."
"I left my .door file open for too long. It was a .jar."
"When choosing a new password.... I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."
"Noah had a younger brother called Rick who just built a speedboat and saved 9 cheetahs"
"""Doctor! Doctor! I think I may have Alzheimers!"" ""We had this discussion last week, Mr. Smith."""