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Joke of the Day
"Why did Peter Parker get fired? He spent all day on the web."
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"Why are giraffes so tall? Because cheetahs are faster."
"Psst. The real reason Ryan Gosling is taking a break from acting was to molt, mature & become Ryan Goose."
"What kind of reptile loves to start shit? An insta-gator"
"Officer, I know I was speeding, but you have to let me go. I'm running late to a concert and I'm the guy who brings the giant beach ball."
"Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall?"
"Postal workers are some of the most innovative people around They really push the envelope."
"What did 50 Cent say when Dr. Dre gave him a sweater? ""Gee, you knit?"""
"I want a Michael Corleone in the streets and a horse head in the sheets."
"Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100? Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat."