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Joke of the Day
"Postal workers are some of the most innovative people around They really push the envelope."
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"I just got off the phone with a charity that wanted my old clothes for folks starving in Africa. Well, I think it is a scam. Anyone that can wear my clothes sure ain't starving."
"Shot my dog 's'mornin' Farmer: ""Shot my dog 's'mornin' Friend: ""Were he mad?"" Farmer: ""Twernt too pleased."""
"How do you tell if a feminist is on their period? You can't."
"I don't have a horse running in the Derby but my money is on Sarah Jessica Parker."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Billy Bragg ! Billy Bragg who ? Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it !"
"Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal? Apple Jacks"
"I just saw two really large spiders dancing to some 1980s music. I think they were Duran Durantulas."
"George refuses to date a woman when he sees her on 2 different dating apps. G:""It's too desperate."" J:""How'd you find out?"" G:""I'm on both."""
"Pay attention to funeral dress codes Sombre is only a couple of letters away from Sombrero"