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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100? Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat."

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? denimdenimdenim"

"What language do lesbians speak? Gaelic."

"What's that worthless little piece of skin around the vagina called? The woman."

"What has four legs and see just as well from either end? A horse with his eyes closed!"

"What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt? If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture."

"Wife: The kids opened the ""private"" drawer in my nightstand. Me: THE drawer? Wife: Yeah. Great. There go our Oreos."

"If someone doesn't text u back it's certainly bc whatever u texted them was so stupid that it destroyed whatever relationship u may have had"

"Women's Rights... What?. did you expect more?"

"Did you know that when a woman wears a bikini, 90% of the body is exposed? But men are so classy that they only stare at the 10% that's covered"