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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 3."

"What do you call a 5 year-old with no friends? [offensive] A sandy hook survivor."

"What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ? Where in earth have you been !"

"New Bike Shop A registered sex offender just moved into my neighborhood. He opened up a bicycle shop called Pedal-Feelya."

"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year and when he does, it's down the chimney."

"The airline managed to lose the in-laws luggage, but not the in-laws. *sigh*"

"me: did you check the suggestion box boss: we don't have a suggestion box we have a paper shredder me: MY DRAWINGS"

"hey girl are you my ceiling fan because i'm pretty hot but also too lazy to get up and turn you on"

"Ordering a decaf coffee is like ordering a picture of food"

"If your house is hit by a dolphin, don't go outside to see if the dolphin is alright, that's how the hurricane tricks you to come outside."