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Joke of the Day
"what do you call... what do you call a bad noodle? AM IMPASTA!"
Next Joke
"A man walks into a bar... Ow"
"A maternity ward was overflowing one national holiday It was Labor day"
"Kids, don't grow up... it's a trap!"
"do you think the guy who designed hand grenades really hated pineapples, or really loved them?"
"Once got sent to bird prison by confused air marshals"
"I asked my wife to tell me something that would make me laugh and cry at the same time... Apparently out of all my friends I have the biggest dick."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? No one pays to have a garbanzo bean on their face."
"A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher. ""Are you a friend of the bride ?"" he asked. ""Certainly not"" she snapped ""I'm the groom's mother."""
"that's one of the last straws. I'm going to throw a small tantrum, then continue putting up with both this bullshit and all future bullshit."