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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the corduroy pillow? It's making headlines across the nation!"
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"If Hillary Clinton wins the election I am moving to Benghazi. At lest I know she will leave me alone there."
"What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..? I herd."
"What Did The Doctor Say To The Dinosaur? Jur-ass-sick"
"How do you get a nun pregnant? You fuck her"
"What's the opposite of running away and getting married? Anteloping."
"I think that this entire Jared thing will just end up resulting in a teeny jail sentence."
"Marriage is like wine. It gets better with age. Also it makes you say things you regret."
"Why did Mrs. Grape leave Mr. Grape? She was tired of raisin kids."
"Hillary Clinton doesn't suck! Just ask Bill"