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Joke of the Day
"Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!"
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"How do you get a musician off your porch? Pay for the pizza."
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"""knock knock"" whos there ""orange"" orange who ""orange u glad im not a banana?"" .... MARTHA THERES A RACIST ORAMGE AT THE DOOR DO I LET HIM IN"