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Joke of the Day
"Who has to always be on there toes? A midget at a urinal."
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"Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant."
"don't worry, i'm not like other girls *head slowly rotates 360*"
"Do white boys with dreadlocks know about Garnier Fructis?"
"I never understood why people get buried in suits. When I die bury me in my PJ's. If I'm gonna be sleeping that long I wanna be comfortable."
"What did one casket say to the other casket? ""Is that you coughin?"""
"Now that I'm 40, it's time to put aside childish things and be a man lol just kidding I'm drawing pictures of raccoons flying spaceships."
"""I'm just gonna pull on weird animal parts until something comes out that I can drink"" -guy who discovered milk"
"I taped Scooby Doo at 2am without realizing the commercials would change & now my 5 year old won't stop saying, ""Hot single ladies!""."
"I don't normally shit with the door open but I don't want to miss the in flight movie"