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Joke of the Day
"I'm so happy I'm not as cool as you. Because then I'd be a huge fucking asshole."
Next Joke
"Relationships are just anteing up on each other's crazy until one person decides the pot is too big and folds."
"When my friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo... ...I had to put my foot down."
"Did you hear about the gay football coach? He turns tight ends into wide receivers"
"A lady just walked into Taco Bell, dumped every hot sauce packet in her bag and left. I should follow her. What's the rest of her day like?"
"do they have the fourth of July in the UK? Of course it comes after the third and before the fifth of July"
"What do you call fast food emergencies? Emergen-cheese. :3"
"A pirate made a spoof about his bird. It was Parroty"
"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken"
"How do you comeback 'I know you are but what am I?"" A hypocrite"