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Joke of the Day
"My parents raised me as an only child... Which really upset my sister"
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"Why is the African Justice System so flawed? Because there's too many *hung* juries."
"A girl tells her Irish mom she wants to be a prostitute. 'A WHAT?' The mother shouts. 'A prostitute' replies the girl. 'OH thank god!! I thought you wanted to become Protestant!"
"Trump supporters are so uneducated! Now give us that sweet prosperous socialism! *walks onto the highway*"
"You find love when you're not looking for it, and you can't find it when you really want to. It's sh!t like this that makes me drink."
"[Dinner date] I'm a T-shirt and jeans kind of girl, so I guess I'm kinda a momgirl ""You mean tomgirl?"" Don't talk with your mouth full."
"Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving."
"To get to the other side. Why did the chicken use the time machine?"
"My wife of 58 years said let's go upstairs and make love. I told her ""Choose one, I can't do both."""
"I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them."