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Joke of the Day
"My 5 year plan is to get an amp for my bass. That fish sure does love his energy drinks"
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"Woke up in a graveyard. Never felt more alive."
"What porn do Saudis get away with? Camel toes."
"If smoking weed ruins your short term memory... ...then what does smoking weed do?"
"Why am I fat? Every time I fuck your girlfriend, she gives me a cookie"
"What is the difference between an old bus depot and a lobster with boobs? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station."
"What do you get when your iPhone auto-corrects ""lardass""? Kardashian"
"How is having a new dishwasher at a kitchen job like being in the Matrix? There is no spoon."
"Remember that time I got drunk... Yeah me neither."
"I already won the lottery. I'm a white male born in the USA."