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Joke of the Day
"The cleaning lady refused to mop or sweep ""Floors are beneath me"" she explained."
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"*barges into bank with guns drawn Alright everyone now be cool and no one gets hurt! *hands out sunglasses all around Nice. Nice."
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"Useless trying to undo a mistake. Focus your efforts on new ones."
"My heart say ""Yes"" But my mom says ""No"""
"What do you call a sad gay Brit? Aaa bloody bummer"