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Joke of the Day

"How did the Reddit user read his newspaper? <ORIGINAL> He Reddit"

"How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?"

"My girlfriend wanted a joule... unfortunately I am out of Fs."

"An afro in the 1970's = you have issues with white people. Afro in 2012 = You like to be in commercials with white people."

"What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog?"

"Why was Hitler a pussy? Because he had nein lives!"

"Today. I. Realized. That. Typing. Like. This. Does. Not. Make. Your. Point. Stronger. It. Makes. You. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has.Asthma"

"what's the difference between a black man and a box of donuts? One of them's already full of holes before the cops see them."

"On this pesticide spray it says, ""Keep away from children."" Fuck, they knew I was coming."

"What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common? They're both myths. EDIT: spelling"