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Joke of the Day

"i show up at the range wearing a t-shirt that says ""I Wont Wear The Earplugs"" and i m promptly directed back to my car by staff members"

"What's green and invisible? This cabbage"

"What do we want? A cure for Tourette Syndrome! When do we want it? Cunt!"

"So a guy walks into a punchline... The punchline-tender says, ""Why the dumb joke?"""

"What does a baker say before he orgasms? I'm going to crumb! ( )"

"*1st date* ""Nothing's sexier than a man who can surprise me & make me laugh"" *cut to me in her closet in a clown suit* ""Hellooo soulmate"""

"America is 5 wars away from receiving a free one."

"ANOTHER CHICKEN, ANOTHER ROAD Q: Why did the stoner cross the road? A: Who else would follow a chicken?"

"What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything. - Danny DeVito from Inside the Actor's Studio"

"Lawyer Joke You know it was a cold day in Washington when you see lawyers walking around with their hands in their own pockets."