124415

Joke of the Day

"Lawyer Joke You know it was a cold day in Washington when you see lawyers walking around with their hands in their own pockets."

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb ? Just Juan."

"What did the pop can become when it finished high school? A graduated cylinder."

"What did the hat say to the belt? You hang around I'll go on ahead"

"Whenever someone says, ""It's getting hot in here"" I automatically think, ""So take off all your clothes."

"Just imagine how good prescription cheese would be."

"Saying that you were touched by Jesus... ...is a completely different story in a Mexican prison."

"How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand."

"""Man, what's eating you today? *looks down* I Don't know.... GET IT OFF OF ME!!!"

"What's the difference between an erection and a Camaro? I don't have a Camaro...."