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Joke of the Day

"What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything. - Danny DeVito from Inside the Actor's Studio"

"When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer..it's ""art"" and ""music"". But when I do it...I'm ""wasted"", and ""have to leave Home Depot""."

"What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban? Dominicans are close, but no cigar"

"i know i'm getting old because i'm grumpy, i sleep early, and the devil appears with an empty hourglass whenever i shut my medicine cabinet"

"What's the difference between Jews and Santa? Santa goes down the chimney."

"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb. Yes, I know this is a 30+ year old joke, but hope it gave some people a chuckle"

"What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4."

"Mexican and Black Jokes are ALL the same... Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

"A girl asked me if I was into anal sex... I said I've never tried it, but I figure it'd be fucking shit."

"2016: No way will Trump win the election 2017: No way will President Trump fire all those nukes 2018: No way we're doing what those Apes say"