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Joke of the Day

"What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything. - Danny DeVito from Inside the Actor's Studio"

"FIRST PERSON TO USE AN IRON: This battle hammer does wonders for my enemies' shirts!"

"I wonder what chairs think about all day ""Oh, here comes another asshole"""

"How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat."

"What does a Nazi reach for when he has a head cold? Mein Camphor"

"What do you call a bird that believes in the change in the basic assumptions, or paradigms, within the ruling theory of science? A *parrot*-digm shift."

"Helen Keller walks into a bar... ... then a chair and then a table."

"Sometimes I feel like throwing my hands in the air. But how would I catch them?"

"Have you seen www.veryangry.com? No AND STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!"

"Procedure for being unthanked for door holding: 1. Keep eyes fixed on culprit 2. Say you're welcome 3. Shake head 4. Mutter ""unbelievable"""