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Joke of the Day

"What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything. - Danny DeVito from Inside the Actor's Studio"

"What is the speed limit of sex? 68, because at 69 you have to turn around."

"Why did the farmer give the pony a cough drop He was a little hoarse."

"Ahmed Mohamed must have made a bomb ass clock"

"How do they make bras for octopi? With suction cups."

"At my mom's house. Just asked if we could record Dateline and she said she doesn't have a blank VHS tape and now my left arm is numb."

"According to this bathroom stall, my ex changed her number again."

"Midnight Mass is my codename for the weight gain induced by eating three dozen cookies."

"What did the doctor say to the rude patient who was reluctant to get stitches from him? ""Fine, suture yourself."""

"AOL was hacked yesterday so watch out for spam email that looks like it came from 1995."