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Joke of the Day

"what do you call a girl in Georgia that can outrun her brothers? A Virgin."

"""this has never happened before"" is that a yes or no? ""let me check"" [talks into radio] ""steve can we let a dog on the rollercoaster?"""

"I was about to tell a joke about sodium and hydrogen... ...but NaH"

"What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning? Not Apple Jacks"

"When I see a black guy in a suit I high five him & say ""Innocent until proven guilty MOTHA FUCKAA!!!"" Bc he probably just came from court."

"A cow confronted Donald Trump after a rally It said ""what's your problem with moo-slims?"""

"Doctor: ""It's bad news, you have cancer and Alzheimer's."" Patient: ""Oh well, it could be worse - at least I don't have cancer."""

"The reason I'm so happy today is because I got a penis enlarger... She's 18 years old!"

"I don't have any white friends, so I guess you could call me... crackalackin"

"What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development? Polaroid Integral Film and Babies"