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Joke of the Day

"Doctor: ""It's bad news, you have cancer and Alzheimer's."" Patient: ""Oh well, it could be worse - at least I don't have cancer."""

"""Paypal me your lunch money!"" -Cyber Bullies"

"How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce ""Unionize""."

"How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb? There's really no sure way to know."

"I would tell you a joke about pizza... ...but it would be too goddamn cheesey."

"Wouldn't it be messed up if we found out Rome was built in like 23.5 hours?"

"Why did the illiterate man with the 3 foot penis get dumped by his girlfriend? TLDR"

"Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? A: To win the no-bell prize."

"What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror? A camera that takes pictures of itself."

"My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from local zoo."