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Joke of the Day
"I don't have any white friends, so I guess you could call me... crackalackin"
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"Bob's volunteered to give a C programming workshop but needs a topic Give that man some pointers"
"Two tips for faster jogging: hot guy in front of you and creepy dude behind"
"I love giving kisses to little children on Halloween.. I don't know but they love that candy"
"We saw a Taliban bukkake film the other night. It was much the same as a normal porn film, except there was a much bigger explosion over her face at the end."
"How do you keep an erection? Don't fuck with it"
"I know I need to lose weight when.. I ask my boyfriend ""do I look fat in these knickers ? "" and he says "" what knickers ?"""
"So my fiancee rolls over, wakes me up, and says, ""honey, your alarm is going off."" I say..... ""pics or didn't happen."""
"i always struggle using sarcasm with kleptomaniacs they always take things. literally."
"Me: What kind of tools do I need to make a cake? Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this."