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Joke of the Day
"How do you keep an erection? Don't fuck with it"
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"[tries to walk into my How to Use a Revolving Door class and ends up outside again] what the heck"
"Decided to burn a lot of calories today So I lit a fat kid on fire."
"At the end of obituaries in the newspaper they should give the person a score out of 100."
"Why are people leaving the Ukraine? I don't know but they sure are Russian."
"wanna hear one long joke and two short jokes? Jooooooooke, joke joke."
"What do eggs say when they're turnt? Omelette, fam"
"my life is all about getting strong and powerful and then marching on down to hell to challenge satan for the throne"
"My drug dealer sold me some shoes the other day... ...I dont know what he laced them with but Ive been tripping all day."
"WIFE: Let's role-play ME: OK W: U be a teacher *I get up & leave* W: Where u going? M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do?"