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Joke of the Day

"The dyslexic jkoe A dyslexic man walked into a bra"

"What religion do ghosts practice? Boo-ddhism"

"I was about to tell a hilarious joke about chemistry.. ..but last time I did, I couldn't handle the reactions."

"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the boy? Hey Kid, go easy on the candy! Probably been here before, I just thought it was hilarious for some reason."

"Why don't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it's *P* is silent...."

"Why is safe sex a dumb idea? Because coat hangers are cheaper than condoms."

"I have a sister named Virginia... We called her Virgin for short, but not for long!"

"Some guy beside me farts, so I say : ""Hey! Some arsehole's talking shit behind your back!"""

"What is China's favorite ice cream flavor? Licorice"

"If a guy tells you he makes 6 figures a year it doesn't necessarily mean he's rich. He could be a really lazy guy working at a toy factory."