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Joke of the Day

"Does anyone remember that show where Ron Howard was a kid with a paper route? Probably not. Opie delivered."

"I used to think revenge was a dish best served cold... But now I know it actually means ""getting back at somebody""."

"What will Kim Jong-Un name his child? Kim Jong-Deux."

"Is your food spicy Sir ? No smoke always comes out of my ears !"

"My buddy is doing a semester abroad. I would be perfectly content doing a broad a semester."

"And Jesus said, ""Come forth and receive everlasting life...."" But John came fifth, and only received a toaster oven."

"I don't see the problem with suicide.. For me at least, it seems like a self solving issue."

"What do you call a black man who flies a plane ? A pilot, of course."

"Heard about the new game of thrones app? It's good but I heard it might CUT OFF your wifi connectivity"

"What do you call an 83 year old black man? Dick Gregory"