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Joke of the Day

"Why did the ordinary man eat all the magic mushrooms? Because he wanted to be a fungi."

"How did that bullfight come out? Oh it was a toss-up!"

"Everyone is saying 9/11 was a joke, it wasn't. It's a social experiment."

"What do you call a black cop? Suicidal."

"Coffee. Not my cup of tea."

"Why did the librarian hush the mime? Because actions speak louder than words."

"Is it called zerotasking or notasking? I'd look it up, but that kind of defeats what I'm going for here."

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field"

"A car says a lot about the owner. I have a KIA which tells people I have bad credit."

"Thank God I wasn't on twitter when I was in college. It would've taken me 65 years to get my degree."